It's absolutely disgusting that I haven't shared these rolls with you til now. Just disgusting. Because they are utterly and totally my kind of delicious.
Here's the background. Last November, as in over three months ago, Canaan and I took a somewhat impromptu trip out to Idaho to visit my parents, sister and her son, JoJo. As I always do at my parents', after unpacking my bags and settling Canaan in for a nap I pulled out all of the cooking magazines my mom has received since my last trip out. I nestled into the red chair and put the whole stack on my stomach to peruse while keeping one eye on Food Network channel. And lo and behold I almost immediately saw these rolls. A two page spread detailing for me how to accomplish this light, buttery, yeasty goodness. I knew I wanted them immediately and viciously.

Good thing my mom was busy with school and said offhandedly, "If you wanted you could make some kind of bread for dinner." Knowing full well that in my mom's mind she was suggesting a whole wheat, oat bran, fiber-rich variety, I took advantage anyway and immediately set to work on my very own Parker House Rolls. This wasn't difficult to do as my sister said, "Bread? You're making bread for tonight? I just saw this recipe in my newest Food Network magazine that I really want to try ..." Say no more sistah, we are of the same blood. So we set out in our new kitchen rhythmn which includes a tag-team approach depending on whose baby is awake, asleep, hungry, needy or playing nicely.
Using a precious day's worth of nap time to accomplish these rolls was not in vain. Though my mom wrinkled her nose in caloric protest, my dad, sister and I were not above calling dibs (and then splitting evenly) my mom's apportioned leftovers. Because they are good. Really, really good. Silken dough between my fingers as I worked. Airy and delicate, slightly sweetened, and lathered with sweet, sweet butter at the end, their texture is reminiscent of cotton candy as it lands on your tongue and melts.
Parker House Rolls
Taken from Food Network, provided courtesy of Alex Guarnaschelli for Food Network Magazine
Yield: 24 rolls
1 1/4-ounce packet active dry yeast
1/2 cup sugar
7 1/2 to 8 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted and cooled, plus softened butter for brushing
2 cups whole milk, at room temperature
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 tablespoon kosher salt, plus more for sprinkling
Bloom the yeast.
Measure out 1/2 cup warm water and check the temperature: It should be between 110 degrees F and 120 degrees F (comfortable bathwater temperature). Sprinkle the yeast into a large bowl, add the warm water and whisk in the sugar. Let sit 1 minute (it should bubble and froth slightly), then gently stir in 1 cup flour. Set aside near the stove while you prepare the dough.
Make the dough.
Mix the melted butter and milk in a mixer with the hook attachment on low speed. Add the eggs and mix until blended. Scrape in the yeast mixture and mix until incorporated. Add 6 1/2 cups flour and 1 tablespoon salt; mix until the dough forms a ball, 2 to 3 minutes, adding up to 1/2 cup more flour if the dough is too wet and sticky.
Let it rise.
Brush a large bowl with softened butter. Transfer the dough to the bowl, cover with a towel and let rise in a warm place, 2 hours to 2 hours, 30 minutes. The dough should double in volume.
Shape the dough.
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Dust a clean flat surface with flour and turn the dough out onto it. Flour your hands; gently press the dough into a 16-by-8-inch rectangle, about 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick (don't use a rolling pin).
Cut the dough.
With the short side in front of you, cut the dough in half lengthwise with a floured knife. Then slice crosswise into 12 strips.
Shape the dough.
One at a time, fold each strip of dough unevenly in half so the top part slightly overlaps the bottom half, then tuck the overhang underneath. Place the rolls seam-side down on the prepared baking sheet in 3 tightly packed rows. (If making in advance, wrap the baking sheet tightly in plastic wrap and freeze up to 3 weeks.)
Bake the rolls.
Bake until the rolls are bursting at the seams and golden brown, 18 to 20 minutes. (If frozen, bake 25 minutes at 325 degrees F, then 10 minutes at 375 degrees F.) Remove from the oven and brush with softened butter. Sprinkle with salt and serve immediately.