My pictures don't do it justice. This is one of those recipes you're just going to need to trust and try. How to make a flat, two-layered, khaki-colored thing look delectable? Well, my camera skills haven't figured that out yet. But it is. Delectable.

I expected Nate to be disappointed because when he thinks pizza, he thinks gooey cheese, saucy spots, saltiness. And yet, he though, "Delectable."

If you're into coffee and you're into pizza, try it out. I found it's a good balance of sweet, but not overly sweet ... which is probably why it went over well with Nate. Although if the crust is crispy enough, almost anything will. It's got a nice, pure flavor of sweetened coffee and cream without too much else to confuse it. It's got simplicity going for it. And that makes it delectable.
Tiramisu Pizza
Taken from foodnetwork.com, recipe from the kitchen of Piece Pizza in Chicago
6-8 servings
12 ounces mascarpone cheese
1/3 cup confectioners' sugar (I added a bit more)
1/4 cup brewed espresso, cooled, plus more as needed (I actually used a bit less, being afraid that my mascarpone would become too runny on the pizza)
1 prebaked pizza shell (and please read this as a homemade pizza shell because anything else would be atrocious)
Unsweetened cocoa powder, for dusting
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
In a food processor, whip the mascarpone cheese and confectioners' sugar until smooth and creamy. Add espresso, process until mixture is creamy and spreadable. Add a bit more espresso if mixture is too stiff.
Spread the tiramisu filling over baked pizza shell. Create a dappled effect by first dusting the cheese liberally with cocoa powder, followed by a very light dusting.
Place on a baking sheet in the oven just until slightly warmed.